BlockyDadSwag

5 year old, Air Force, aita, Birthday, BlockyDadSwag, christmas, clothes, dad, daddy’s little man, different state, FaceTime, Gifts, Phone, Pictures, Refused, Shirt, single mom, Son, WIBTA

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

BlockAndRoll

advice, Awareness, be vigilant, BlockAndRoll, Confidence, defend yourself, defense tactics, empowerment, fight back, Martial Arts, personal safety, Physical fitness, preparedness, Protection, safety tips, SECURITY, self defense, self protection, stay safe, survival skills, trust your instincts

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

MineCraftyUkraine Server

#sustainability, Development, Diversification, economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, Environmental Protection, european union, Extraction, Geopolitics, Government, industrialization, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, Mining, Natural resources, policy, raw materials, Resource Management, Server, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”

so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.

CraftyFrogWarBlame

blame game, Conflict, confusion, CraftyFrogWarBlame, current events, Diplomacy, disagreement, Europe, foreign policy, France, international relations, misunderstanding, News, Politics, response, rhetoric, Statement, trump, Ukraine, united states, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7761	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness

advice, Agreement, Commitment, Communication, companions, compatibility, consensus, Crafty, emotional maturity, Friends, love life, Opinions, preparedness, readiness, relationship, relationships, researchers, romantic relationship, social circle, study, support system, Trust, validation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

So, like, this server is like totally the place to be if you wanna find out if you’re ready for a serious romantic relationship, bro. Our researchers have discovered that your friends can like, totally tell if you’re ready to commit or not. Join us and let your pals decide if you’re relationship material or if you should just stick to mining diamonds in Minecraft. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you wait for your friends’ verdict. So, like, come join us and see if you’re ready to find love or if you’re better off building a castle all by yourself.

karlssonSMP

Adventure, Application Process, building, Community, community guidelines, Content Creator, creativity, discord server, Europe, Events, friendly community, java edition, karlssonSMP, Papermc, PvP, rules, Streamer, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8436	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	175	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location	Europe
Current Version	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Eternal Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, anxiety, coping mechanisms, DEADLINE, determination, emotional well being, ETERNAL, Failure, fear, mental health, mental illness, Paper, perseverance, PRESSURE, Quest, seeking help, self harm, self-care, stress, SUICIDE, support system, Therapy, Tomorrow

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

NapCraft Minecraft Server

at-home test, Breathe Right strips, Communication, earplugs, Frustration, husband’s naps, in-person sleep study, lack of sleep, MIL, Minecraft, mouth tape, nap time, Napcraft, physical anger, relationship conflicts, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep quality, sleep study, Snoring

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	622962

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

BF’sBlockParty

anxiety, Attachment Style, BFsBlockParty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Insecurity, mindfulness, misinterpretation, personal growth, perspective, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-doubt, stress, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Votes:	3891
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	47
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	65
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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