DivineCraft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, anger, antinatalist, Christianity, Church, Demon, DivineCraft, FAITH, family, Habit, inadequate, Inferiority, invention, Jealousy, Land, mediocre, neurotypical, normalfag, ostracize, Resentment, Routine, Satan, wisdom

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the normies pushing their Christianity agenda on you, then come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about being fruitful and multiplying, we just care about having a good time and building epic structures in the virtual world.

Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.

Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	549	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	27896
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

WildCraftMC

accessibility, Advancements, Adventurous Quests, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Discord, Donating, Dragon Hunt Events, east, Economy, java, Jobs, LEVELLING, LWC Protection, mini Bosses, North America, Player shop, Ranking, RPG, smp, unique rewards, WildCraftMC

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	165
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8018

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	51
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	251
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	965
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	72
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2692
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8577
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	200
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?