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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1604 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 76883 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 560 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!