Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	173	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Buildings Constructed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	293
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LocksNBlocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SMP_SocialMediaIck

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Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ExCraftedLoveLessons

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Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Villages Defended:	10	Farms Harvested:	642
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

9/11 Date Confusion

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ores Mined:	7944	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5115
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play with the one and only Gawr Gura herself! Swim through oceans of fun, build epic underwater bases, and battle mobs with the power of shark teeth (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got custom songs that will have you dancing in your diamond armor, and exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun event, where you can snag limited edition goodies to show off your love for all things Hololive. And hey, if you need to tune out the sound of your friend’s terrible building skills, grab a pair of AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds – they cancel out noise better than a Creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make some waves with Gawr Gura and the gang. Just watch out for any stray dolphins – they’re known for stealing your diamonds when you least expect it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	177
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a Gulo BF edition where we talk about all things FVN – from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, and everything in between!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. 😉🦄🎉 #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it sent them flying into the real world and they had to fight off zombies with their pickaxe!

Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, but they had to battle a giant chicken boss to claim their loot!

So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where the pigs ride on top of ghasts like they’re in a rodeo! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so why wait? Join now and prepare for the most outrageous journey of your virtual life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoTol3r8!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	98
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

#cyberattacks, administrative, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Espionage, financial institutions, Government, HACKING, Information Security, intelligence, national security, russia, russian military, Servers, Technology, Ukraine

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GUNS. UKRAINE IS HACKING INTO RUSSIAN SERVERS LIKE A BOSS, TAKING DOWN MILITARY, ADMINISTRATIVE, AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A HACKER MASTERMIND WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A VIRTUAL WARZONE IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GOOOO!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	1889	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.