Displaced

Arena Pvp, Bungeecord, Economy, Kit PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hi everyone DisPlaced SMP is a Minecraft Server made for players who look for a unique SMP.

This SMP allows offline/non-premium launchers and has all the commands and features a player needs

This Server is Cross Compatible with Java, Bedrock, and Console Editions

IP: dismp.ddns.net:47251

Version: (1.9 — 1.19.1 Java, Bedrock, PE, Console Compatible (Recommended to join with 1.19.1)

Discord: https://discord.io/dissmp (Mirror Link: https://discord.com/invite/5cGKNUnuaj)

Join Now To Find More Features On This Server And Start Adventures With Your Friends, You Can Apply For Staff Or Apply For President Of a Territory/Team.

dismp.ddns.net:47251

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	751	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2598
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Votes:	4428
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1791
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2278	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mines Excavated:	3896	Magic Items Found:	6315
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	New Chunks Explored:	731383
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	5333

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?