DisMinecraftAbilityGF | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	99	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s excuses for not doing chores? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Our server is so fun, even your brother’s girlfriend will want to join in on the action! Who knows, maybe she’ll even bake you a virtual cake while you’re mining for diamonds. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your real-life responsibilities – here, everyone is equal, whether you have ADHD, autism, or just a love for building pixelated castles.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even make some new friends. And hey, if you need a break from your brother’s antics, we’ve got plenty of virtual chores for you to tackle instead. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9569
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	459
Love Letters Sent:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	245944	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Emeralds Found:	594	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8677	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	551

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.