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Players: 91/300 Votes: 6846
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 232 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9069
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9562
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Potions Brewed: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2347
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2955 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Animals Bred: 32
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Dimension Hops: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 654
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3100
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6084
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 251 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8458
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    New Chunks Explored: 607912 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5837
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 New Chunks Explored: 728946
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 405
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Towns Built: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8944
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Votes: 2752
    Towns Built: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Villages Defended: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4539
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Zombie Dances: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • NopeNotDoingThatAgain

    NopeNotDoingThatAgain
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3475
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Votes: 2545 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

    Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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  • JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

    JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1365
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Potions Brewed: 143
    Villages Defended: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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  • Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

    Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4703
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Farms Harvested: 260 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

    Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3280
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Votes: 6700 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

    Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

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  • CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

    CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 345
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

    Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

    So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

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