Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including outrageous statements like the one above! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can let your inner troll run wild.

We offer a special “Murderer/Abortionist” roleplay where you can act out your wildest fantasies of justice and revenge. Build a courtroom, hold a trial, and sentence those who have “given you nothing to respect” to a virtual punishment of your choosing.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a “Crazy Confessions” chat room where you can share your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Want to argue that pineapple belongs on pizza or that the earth is flat? Go for it! Just be prepared for some heated debates.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly insane and unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what craziness awaits you around every pixelated corner?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Star Shards Collected:	177	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Night Skies:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	901

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	7553	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Potions Brewed:	155

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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MomCraft Ultimatum

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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Balance Blunder Data Mine

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Waffcarui Minecraft server

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