DislikeGrownUpLife Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9636	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3512
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8256
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4545
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Villages Defended:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	849
Dragon Eggs Found:	3844	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	4802
Ores Mined:	1113	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Animals Bred:	77	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1197	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8853
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Alien Abductions:	1

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9375
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchantments Applied:	88
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2