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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 252 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Animals Bred: 106
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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