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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Astral Projections Made: 3 Buildings Constructed: 39
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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