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FlirtyCraft SMP

Attention, attraction, attractive people, confidence boost, DATING, daydream, dream scenario, FANTASY, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, hypothetical situation, relationships, romantic interest, Self Discovery, self esteem, smp, social dynamics, Social Interaction, surreal experience, unexpected attention, unexpected encounters, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ores Mined:	4924	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but this Minecraft SMP is like a dream come true! Like, seriously, when you join, all the mobs are super friendly and start giving you diamonds and enchanted gear. And get this, every time you mine a block, it turns into a block of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP battles are insane, like you can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs from your hands. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with rainbow powers. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and chaos.

So, if you want to experience a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a talking chicken or a secret underground disco party. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

controversial, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global impact, Government, Great, immigration, influence, international community, international relations, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, Non-Americans, opinion, Politics, president, Social Issues, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7644	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	779435	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	150
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Towns Built:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8430	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	6930	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	146

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	767680
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68