Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

action, Adventure, alternate history, Assassination, choice-based, comparison, creeper, Dishonored, Dorks, dystopian, explosions, favorite game, First-Person, gameplay mechanics, games, Immersive Sim, Minecraft, preferred, reasons, Revenge, Server, stealth, Steampunk, Supernatural powers, video games, worries

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Buildings Constructed:	32	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

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GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	7849	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mines Excavated:	3274
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1601	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	7806
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Farms Harvested:	220	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	300

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	190	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	129	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8862	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	2326	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Enchantments Applied:	277
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crops Grown:	4881	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!