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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6531 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4861 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8456 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!