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LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1984	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Votes:	8116	Dragon Eggs Found:	6899

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1275	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7917	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	2308
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	8861	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	112676
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Star Shards Collected:	200
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	3822	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	198	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9