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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5335 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 93 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
