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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5272 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3337 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
