DisastrousDaveMC SMP

Adversity, Challenges, coping, difficult times, DisastrousDaveMC, emotional, healing, Impact, introspection, Life, Memories, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, strength, Trauma, worst day

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild pigs start chasing you, demanding to be fed cake or they’ll blow up your house! Or how about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats? Trust us, you never know what’s going to happen next on our server.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “build a giant toilet out of diamonds”? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable SMP around. Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	39804	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

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The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2907
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Animals Bred:	163

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4015	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6764	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, disinformation campaign, election security, elections, Espionage, foreign interference, government hacking, HackCraft, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, political interference, Russian hackers, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1316	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

ammo depot, AmmoCraft, arms control, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, international conflict, Iranian missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, missile storage, political tensions, regional instability, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, war zone

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

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join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the classiest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always down for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that he once built a castle entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Troll, a mischievous player who loves nothing more than causing chaos and blowing things up. Just watch out for him when you’re out exploring, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Schizo Chat Minecraft SMP

Chat, coping strategies, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, online chat, peer support, saved chat, Schizo, schizo chat, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, smp, supachat, support group, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join us on our server where the chat is so schizo, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be discussing the best way to build a castle, and the next you’re debating whether llamas are secretly plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, epic pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground societies that are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, AITAH, Boundary, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, disagreement, family time, family visit, Familycraft, golf tournaments, Minecraft, moving states, parents, Relocation, selfish, separate cars, Server, spending time, time limit, volunteer event, work call

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your family time? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no time limits on spending time with your loved ones!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also having the freedom to hang out with your family whenever you want. Our server is so family-friendly, even your boyfriend won’t be able to impose his ridiculous time constraints on you!

Don’t let selfish partners hold you back from enjoying quality time with your family. Join our server now and build epic structures with your loved ones by your side – no time limits, no boundaries, just pure fun and freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.