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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9171 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 561946 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we got creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that breakdance.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky and unlimited cake for days. we have a secret underground base where llamas run the show and chickens ride around on pigs.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play hide and seek. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.
come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter. just remember, “keeping the peace” means somebody leaves the table with a side of disappointment.
