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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7749 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
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Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.
