Dirtlands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2571	New Chunks Explored:	948323
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ores Mined:	7900	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Star Shards Collected:	204
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5973
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	New Chunks Explored:	195411
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	1100
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3