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ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, christmas, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional neglect, family dynamics, feeling unloved, gift giving, lack of consideration, lack of effort, lack of empathy, long term relationship, love language, Minecraft, relationship problems, ResentfulCraft, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, thoughtful gifts, unappreciated, unresolved issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	448	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake bond, fake concern, fake connection, fake friend, fake kindness, fake loyalty, fake smiles, fake support, FakeFriendFinder, friendship red flags, Manipulation, Minecraft, shallow friendship, signs of fake friends, smp, toxic friendship, two-faced, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6130	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

So like, you know when you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server and your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and then tries to blame it on a creeper? Yeah, that’s a sign that they’re not really your friend. But don’t worry, come join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where we don’t tolerate any diamond-stealing jerks! We’ve got epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and lots of laughs, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

InstaBoarding5

Airline, Airport, Behavior, boarding, boarding group 5, boarding process, boarding time, curious travelers, early boarding, Etiquette, Flight, Group 5, impatient, InstaBoarding5, Passengers, plane, queuing up, travel, travel habits, travel questions, waiting in line

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Votes:	4010	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to board a plane? Well, imagine if you could skip all that nonsense and just teleport straight onto the plane! That’s right, on our Minecraft server, we have a special airline feature that allows players in boarding group 5 to instantly board the plane as soon as they log in. No more waiting around or dealing with annoying TSA agents, just hop on and take off into the virtual skies!

But that’s not all, folks. Once you’re on board, you’ll be treated to a first-class experience like no other. Our flight attendants are actually villagers in disguise, serving up delicious virtual snacks and drinks as you soar through the pixelated clouds. And don’t worry about turbulence, our pilot is a seasoned pro who can navigate through any storm with ease.

So why wait in line like a chump when you could be flying high in style on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the most outrageous airline adventure of your life!

SyrianSecretsMC Server

chief, Disturbing, Fascinating, HORRIFYING, hostage negotiator, secret jails, Server, Syrian, SyrianSecretsMC, US

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

so, like, u know how some servers are just like, meh, but then u find one that’s like, WHOA, this is cray cray? well, that’s us. our server is so lit, even the US chief hostage negotiator is like, WHOA, this is some next level stuff. he called our secret jails horrifying and disturbing, but also, like, fascinating. so, if u wanna experience the ultimate thrill of being locked up in a virtual prison, then u gotta join our server. it’s like, the most intense role-playing experience ever. plus, we have like, secret tunnels and hidden treasures and stuff. so, come join us and see for yourself why even the pros are shook by our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PriestlyPVP: York Scandal Edition

Archbishop of York, Church Controversy, church discipline, Church Ethics, church hierarchy, church investigation, church leadership, church misconduct investigation, church oversight, church scandal, church scandal aftermath, Clergy Abuse, clergy accountability, clergy reappointment, Edition, institutional abuse, misconduct allegations, PriestlyPVP, reappointed priest, religious misconduct, Report, scandal, sexual abuse case, York

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

haha u wont believe wat u can do on dis minecraft server! we got da archbishop of york runnin around like a crazy chicken, gettin reappointed as a priest even afta a sexual abuse case! like wut even is dis server lmao. join us for da most wild and wacky adventures u eva had in minecraft. u never know wat crazy shenanigans u gonna get into next! come join da fun and chaos, u wont regret it (maybe).

Blocky Babes: Polygamy Paradise

Attitudes, Babes, blocky, Conflict, domestic violence, education attainment, extremism, Female education, fertility rate, gender inequality, iraq, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Paradise, Permissive, POLYGAMY, schooling age, Social Impact, Unions, violence, War, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.

you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!

SimplyMC

Admin Events, bedrock server, competitive, DOMINATE, Duo, Fun, Grief, Grinding, Ip:, MARK, Minecraft, PORT, PvP, Raid, Rewards, RICHEST, SimplyMC, Solo, Special items, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Server Information

Description	Vanilla Together is a minecraft pvp server with semi anarchy rules where players have the freedom to pvp, raid, and grief as they please.
Features	– Competitive gameplay – Solo or duo fighting – Admin-made events with special items and rewards – Dominate the server – Have fun
Discord	https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ
Platform	BEDROCK SERVER
IP	51.79.96.13
Port	32735

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo or do I need a partner?	You can play both solo or with a partner on Vanilla Together.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are admin-made events with special items and rewards for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players have the freedom to grief as they please within the semi anarchy rules.
How can I dominate the server?	By being competitive, grinding for resources, and participating in events to become the richest player.
Where can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, art, Backlash, character designs, confusion, controversy, criticism, design, Disappointment, Fan Service, Frustration, gooner bait, Happened, internet culture, Manga, moved past, mystic, online communities, past, PIXEL, Realms, social media, trends

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	7075
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild trip through a gooner’s fever dream! We got characters that’ll make you question reality, like seriously, what even is a gooner bait character design? But that’s not even the best part, we’ve got insane builds that will blow your mind and make you wonder if you’re actually in a virtual world or a glitch in the matrix. So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

2024.., 7th prince, Absolute, Absolute Kino, best of the year, cinematic masterpiece, discovery, EATING GOOD, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Hidden Gem, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, must watch, new favorite, Recommendation, smp, Surprise, Thrill, top pick, Underrated

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Communication, ED recovery, emotional triggers, family conflict, family dynamics, FoodieFrenzy, Healthy Eating, healthy relationships, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal boundaries, Respect, self-advocacy, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, triggers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with triggering comments about your eating habits in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for cooking up a storm or snacking all day long! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of respecting boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Plus, we have a special area in the game where you can build your own virtual kitchen and cook to your heart’s content without any negative comments. So say goodbye to triggering conversations and hello to a safe and fun Minecraft experience! Join now and let’s feast on some virtual blocks together!

BroCraftAutismJustice

autism, behavioral issues, birthday gifts, Boundaries, BroCraftAutismJustice, Communication, discipline, electronics, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, expressing feelings, Fairness, family conflict, favoritism, Frustration, parenting, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, special needs, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ores Mined:	2894	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Buildings Constructed:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	173	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your sibling who gets everything they want just because they have a different way of thinking? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their abilities or disabilities!

On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players. No more smashing electronics or getting special treatment just because you have a unique perspective on the world. Everyone gets the same opportunities to thrive and succeed in our virtual world.

So come join us and show your family that being treated fairly is not too much to ask for. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where everyone is on a level playing field. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally) and prove once and for all that fairness is the key to success in Minecraft and beyond!

RichLifeMinecraftSMP

abundance, career advancement, changes in relationships, dream life, financial freedom, fulfillment, goals achieved, Happiness, Lifestyle, luxury, material possessions, mindset shift, MONEY, opportunities, personal growth, prosperity, RichLifeMinecraftSMP, self worth, social status, success, wealth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, once you join, you become, like, super rich and famous in the Minecraft world. I’m talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, the whole shebang. And, get this, once you’re rich, you get your own personal army of llamas to ride into battle with. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with llamas. And, like, the llamas have laser eyes and can shoot fireballs out of their butts. It’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! Once you’re rich on this SMP, you get your own private island made entirely out of cake. And not just any cake, we’re talking about the most delicious, mouth-watering cake you’ve ever tasted. And, like, there’s a never-ending supply of cake, so you can eat to your heart’s content without ever getting full. It’s a dream come true, I tell ya!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate riches and insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, join now and become the most legendary player in all the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #LlamaArmy #CakeIsland #MinecraftRiches 🦙🍰💎

SplitTheCraftBill

Chivalry, Communication, dating customs., dating dynamics, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating norms, dating practices, dating rituals, dating traditions, equality, financial responsibility, first date, Gender Roles, going Dutch, modern dating, relationships, sharing expenses, SplitTheCraftBill, splitting the bill, Traditional dating

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of splitting the bill on first dates? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where the mobs split the bill for you! That’s right, every time you defeat a mob, they’ll drop a diamond to cover your expenses. No more awkward conversations about who pays for what, just pure, unadulterated mob-slaying fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow like leaves. Just plant a sapling, water it with some emeralds, and watch as your wealth grows exponentially. Who needs a job when you have a Money Tree, am I right?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial woes forever. Who knew that Minecraft could be the answer to all your money problems?

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, EU leader, european union, Fico, foreign affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, rare visit, russia, Server, Slovakia, summit, talks, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1005	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and fico are besties and hold secret meetings in moscow! watch as they build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and battle evil mobs together! join now to witness the most epic bromance in minecraft history! also, rumor has it that putin will give out free vodka to all new players who join! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18