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KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9188	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Potions Brewed:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Villages Defended:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	923658
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7289
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Potions Brewed:	70	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mines Excavated:	4714
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	6985

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9999	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Votes:	2762	Meteorites Collected:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5025
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	40354
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4678
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	99
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1