24/7 No Rules, PVP, Griefing Server! And No Spawn Protection!
(X-ray is allowed, but no flying hacks!)
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5519 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4268 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
