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Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3102	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7522	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Farms Harvested:	885
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	3791	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6443

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Void Armor Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5228	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	111
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Potions Brewed:	109	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

Players:	103/800	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3371
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4