| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7505 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9444 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 647 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!
So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7699 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9984 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 134 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5657 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Animals Bred: | 174 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.
A World on the Cusp of Change
In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.
We’re Seeking:
| Roleplayers | Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative |
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| Builders | Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts |
What Makes Ontos Unique:
18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events
Provide a portfolio of previous work
Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles
Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines
Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8317 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4202 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7021 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1225 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1448 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3607 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.
and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4868 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 127 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4629 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5559 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.
Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?
Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2048 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2169 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.
Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 670 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6304 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.
and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.
so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.
