Dino Craft: 200 Million Years vs 200K Years

200k, adaptation, ancient species, biological evolution, cognitive abilities, Craft, Dino, Dinosaurs, earth’s history, environmental changes, Evolution, Extinction, History, human intelligence, intelligence development, Intelligent Life, Long-term Survival, MILLION, natural selection, prehistoric creatures, species intelligence, species longevity, survival challenges, uncertain future, Years

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	818660	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

come join our server where dinosaurs and humans live together in harmony! ride a t-rex to battle against creepers, or build a house with a brachiosaurus as your neighbor. who needs intelligence when you have a pet triceratops to protect you from zombies? come be a part of our wacky world where anything is possible, even surviving for 200 million years like those silly dinosaurs. join now and let’s see if we can outlast those ancient reptiles!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Farms Harvested:	460
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5319	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4042
Players Killed by Monsters:	6837	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	7497	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).