| Server Name: | Crankshafted.com |
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| Focus: | Building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world |
| Website: | crankshafted.com |
| Question: | Answer: |
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| How can I apply to join the server? | Head over to crankshafted.com to apply. |
| What type of players are you looking for? | We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience. |
| What can I expect from Crankshafted? | Whether you’re here for epic builds, intense exploration, or just hanging out with cool people, Crankshafted might be your next favorite server. |
We’ve got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT and more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake!
Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server?
Join now and say goodbye to the monotony of real life, because on our server, things are never dull – just like your sex life apparently!
Experience the thrill of virtual boba purchases, blocked Instagram accounts, and high school flashbacks all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the supportive friend or the one blocking others in a fit of jealousy? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on in and join the fun – who knew a scholarship could cause so much chaos in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!
Join our server if you want to fight off evil fascist mobs trying to take over our pixelated world. We’re on a mission to spread love, peace, and TNT explosions everywhere. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow things up for fun. And our resident villager, Bob, is a master at trading and will give you the best deals in exchange for your soul… I mean emeralds.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Who needs fascism when you can have fun with a bunch of derpy Minecraft players? Let’s goooooo!
Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.
So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!
| IP Address | 150.136.8.41 |
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| Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Supported Versions | Includes snapshots and April Fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there any rules on the server? | No, there are no rules. Players are free to play as they please. |
| How often are updates released? | Updates are released weekly and decided by player vote. |
| What versions of Minecraft are supported? | We are going through every official server version, including snapshots and April Fools versions. |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with a “hubby” who threatens to leave every time he gets mad. Build your dream castle, explore endless worlds, and forget about all the drama back home.
With 80 hours of work a week, you deserve some quality gaming time. Let your virtual kids do all the chores while you conquer new lands and battle epic monsters. And hey, if your virtual partner threatens to leave, just block them and keep building your empire!
Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in our Minecraft world, you’re the one in control. Plus, we have a special feature where you can earn in-game rewards for every real-life problem you leave behind. So why wait? Start crafting your escape today!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about family drama and focus on building your future with your fiancé. With no yelling or screaming allowed (unless it’s in excitement over your awesome builds), you can finally relax and enjoy the game without any guilt.
And hey, who needs a dad to make wedding rings when you can craft them yourself in Minecraft? Join us and create the wedding of your dreams, surrounded by supportive players who will cheer you on every step of the way.
So leave the real world behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you in-game!
Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base where the Swedish government is trying to spy on Iran. And, like, you have to navigate through all these crazy traps and puzzles to uncover the truth. It’s, like, a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft.
Plus, we have, like, the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. You can team up with your friends and take down other players in intense battles for dominance. And, like, the winner gets to claim the title of Supreme Ruler of the Server. It’s, like, the Hunger Games but with blocks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally wild and unpredictable, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our world. It’s, like, a rollercoaster of fun and excitement, dude. Join now and let the madness begin!
