Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Buildings Constructed: 12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

    Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

    StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

    Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

    We have private blocks linked to tg!

    We have mystics!!!

    We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

    Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

    We are better than all other servers!

    Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

    We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

    https://t.me/starride1r

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

    Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

    Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

    Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

    Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

    Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

    Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl
    Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The Normie’s Minecraft Server

    The Normie’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

    Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

    Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

    Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Fall 2024 Server

    Crafty Fall 2024 Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fall season is in full swing! Just like Maou 2099, our server is truly enjoyable with a cyberpunk twist. Interacting with random NPCs is a blast, just like in the anime! Plus, we have a special event where you can battle against the evil Maou himself – will you be able to defeat him and save the server?

    But beware of Dandadan fans, they’re everywhere and trying too hard to be quirky. We don’t tolerate any pussybetanerd behavior here, so if you’re a true warrior, join our server and show them who’s boss!

    Looking for a comfy experience? Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of Kimi wa Meido-sama. Just like the anime, the first few episodes are good, but beware of drama and preachiness – it’s a wild ride, but worth it for the laughs!

    If you’re a fan of Mecha-Ude, you’ll love our server’s epic battles and futuristic technology. But don’t expect any pantyshots here – we keep it classy and respectful, unlike those other servers out there. Join us for a truly unique experience!

    And don’t forget about Daima, our prequel to Super. With stunning animation and an interesting premise, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next episode. Will you be able to uncover the secrets of the past and save the future?

    Last but not least, if you’re a fan of magic and adventure, join our server for a magical experience like no other. Just like Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, we have ikemen and faggots galore – but don’t worry, we welcome all players with open arms (and magic spells)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride through the fall season and beyond!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

    Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve sold 12 million copies of our server, but don’t let that fool you – we’re a total fail!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with crazy characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Bob the Builder who can construct a house out of dirt in under 5 minutes.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the ground is made of cheese? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

    FuriousFade is a talented and versatile graphic designer with a passion for creating eye-catching visuals. They specialize in logo design, branding, and digital illustrations. With a keen eye for detail and a unique artistic style, FuriousFade combines creativity and technical skills to deliver high-quality designs for their clients. Their work has been featured in various publications and has garnered praise for its innovative and striking visuals.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Playful Pixels Minecraft Server

    Playful Pixels Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed excitement into your gaming life!

    Join us on our server, where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on flying unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha-cha slide. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare sighting of a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Farms Harvested: 212
    Crops Grown: 7422 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Entitled Society Minecraft SMP

    Entitled Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

    Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

    But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Emeralds Found: 2867
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Organic Knife Minecraft Server

    Organic Knife Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

    We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

    Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

    And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 138 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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