Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 100
    Enchantments Applied: 144 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 368 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Crops Grown: 9417

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Potions Brewed: 107 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 138
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Zombie Dances: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 69
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we block Israeli and Bulgarian players from joining because they’re too busy downloading torrents instead of building epic structures! But fear not, because we offer a massive collection of classic TV shows and movies in stunning HD quality for FREE. We’re practically begging you to download from us instead of paying for Netflix – that’s how generous we are!

    Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ores Mined: 8400 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

    Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

    So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

    Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Towns Built: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP

    Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP
    Alright, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4536 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • What is the IP for Bandai Namco Entertainment America Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Bandai Namco Entertainment America Minecraft Server?

    Bandai Namco Entertainment America is a leading video game publisher and developer based in the United States. The company is a subsidiary of the Japanese entertainment conglomerate Bandai Namco Holdings and is known for releasing popular franchises such as Tekken, Pac-Man, and Dark Souls. With a strong focus on creating immersive and engaging gaming experiences for players of all ages, Bandai Namco Entertainment America has established itself as a major player in the gaming industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Cougar Quest Minecraft Server

    Cougar Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Are you looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can find your very own Minecraft sugar mama! That’s right, we have a whole community of older women just waiting to be your virtual girlfriend. From cougars who will protect you from creepers to MILFs who will bake you virtual cookies, our server has it all. Join now and find love in the most unexpected of places – the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ””It’s Over” Minecraft SMP”

    ””It’s Over” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to bring you joy… or at least we promised it would. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to find that elusive block of joy (spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s see if we can find some joy together… or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Gorilla Woman’s Minecraft Server

    Gorilla Woman’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most bananas server around – literally! Join us for a wild adventure on our Gorilla Woman Supremacy server where you’ll be ruled by the fiercest and most fabulous gorilla women in all of Minecraft.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of gorilla women discovered a magical portal that transported them to a world where they could build, mine, and dominate all the other players. Now, they’re looking for brave souls to join their ranks and help them conquer the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden banana treasures, secret jungle hideouts, and even the occasional gorilla dance party. Plus, we have the best banana smoothies this side of the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Gorilla Woman Supremacy today and swing your way to victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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