Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5982	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Votes:	4320
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	632644	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Farms Harvested:	908
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	4134	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Votes:	6872	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	548	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Items Found:	1612	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?