DILF Hike Adventure | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for the most epic adventures and challenges that will make you huff and puff just like OP’s FIL on that fateful hike!

Our server is perfect for young, fit, and active players who are ready to conquer mountains (figuratively and literally). We promise to never drag you into anything you’re not prepared for, unlike poor FIL who was left gasping for air on that hike.

With crazy quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are always up for a challenge, you’ll never want to leave our server. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t get sick from all the excitement (unless you’re prone to motion sickness from all the virtual jumping and running).

So come join us and show FIL that you can handle anything that comes your way, even if it means climbing virtual mountains with ease. Who needs a cruise ship when you can sail through our Minecraft world with adrenaline-pumping adventures at every turn?

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2594	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Farms Harvested:	936	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	126
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchantments Applied:	189
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	3917	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ores Mined:	2014	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	210
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mines Excavated:	1979

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	708	Ores Mined:	6906
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.