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DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ores Mined:	7555	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Potions Brewed:	69

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4261	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5327	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Animals Bred:	140	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	1003
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Votes:	464
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8021
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crops Grown:	6731
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server

cdu, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Lawmaker, military intervention, Mission, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?

join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?

Players:	94/100	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6