DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	New Chunks Explored:	857102
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tiktok King Ryback Minecraft SMP

athlete, biggest draw, Bodybuilding, Content Creator, Entertainment, feed me more, FITNESS, influencer, inspiration, King, Minecraft, motivation, online presence, Popular, Ryback, smp, social media, success, tiktok, trending, viral, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Ryback! That’s right, the WWE superstar himself is the admin of our server and he’s been proving he’s the biggest draw on TikTok again.

Join us for epic battles in the ring (or should I say, the Minecraft arena) where you can show off your wrestling skills and take down your opponents with style. And who knows, maybe Ryback himself will challenge you to a match!

But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, Ryback’s theme song plays in the background to hype you up. It’s like having your own personal entrance music every time you strike it rich in the mines.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with wrestling, diamonds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Ryback himself. Feed Me More fun on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GreenFlagCraft

compatibility, compromise, emotional intelligence, good communication, Green flag, GreenFlagCraft, growth, Happiness, healthy dynamic, Honesty, long term potential, love, loyalty, mutual respect, positive sign, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if your green flag is riding pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

On our server, you can participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get us started on our underwater disco parties with glow-in-the-dark squids as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure and traps that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. And rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crops Grown:	8886
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyPixelAppleLand

Apple, Competition, consumer choice, CraftyPixelAppleLand, digital market, digital rights, EU regulations, EU warning, european union, Ios, iPhone, market dominance, mobile devices, mobile operating system, operating system, regulatory compliance, Smartphone, software, Software Development, tech industry, Technology

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Mines Excavated:	3592
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	789	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyKidLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

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haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	New Chunks Explored:	748045
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.