DildoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA

BETRAYAL, changing interests, childhood friend, ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, Emotional distance, friendship, growing apart, hurt feelings, Jealousy, lack of effort, long-term grudge, lost connection, misunderstanding, Moving away, stopped talking, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	127
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of your childhood friend stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about your precious loot being swiped by your former BFF ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for some spooky thrills and a drama-free gaming experience, come join us today!

CraftyOilFears

Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Mobcraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you ready for a fantastic Minecraft adventure? Mobcraft has been thriving since version 1.11, and we’re now excited to announce that we’ve upgraded to version 1.21.4! We have lots of content for you to explore! From custom hats and weapons to custom terrain — we have it all!

We at Mobcraft pride ourselves on maintaining a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find our community supportive and fun!

Join us now at: survival.mobcraft.org Discord server for all the latest news! https://dsc.gg/mobcraft

survival.mobcraft.org

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	733140	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2540
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	51	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	143	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

PersonalityCraft SMP

attitude, Behavior, Characteristic, defining feature, Fixation, hobby, Identity, Individuality, Interest, Lifestyle, lifestyle choice, mannerism, Obsession, Passion, Persona, personal brand, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Quirk, Self-expression, smp, trait

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

OMG, like have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. People turn into absolute Minecraft maniacs on this server, like they eat, sleep, and breathe Minecraft. It’s like their whole personality is just Minecraft, it’s wild, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.

But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

QuitCraftersUnite

addiction, bad habits, Behavior, breaking habits, breaking the cycle, challenge, CHANGE, discipline, Habit, Long-term goals, pattern, perseverance, personal development, QuitCraftersUnite, Quitting, repeated failure, self improvement, self-control, Struggle, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	101	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of trying to quit your addiction to mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and reward your diamond-hoarding habits! Join us and indulge in your obsession without any judgment. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a never-ending supply of diamonds to mine? Join now and embrace your inner diamond addict!

What is the IP for estabr0k Minecraft Server?

#estabr0kmc, estabr0k, Minecraft, minecraftclips, minecraftfunny, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	722	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

estabr0k is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of electronic, hip hop, and experimental music. With a career spanning over a decade, he has gained a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for his innovative sound and bold creativity. Through his music, estabr0k continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, establishing himself as a rising star in the music industry.

New

Earth, Earthmc, Economy, Experiment, GPL license, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Server, Terra Nova, Towny, update, work in progress

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mines Excavated:	4103
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.

This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress

newnova.blockworlds.io

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Zombie Dances:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	75226
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5957	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2399	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	9412	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!