Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 23 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyAffairExposed

    CraftyAffairExposed
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyScienceFun

    CraftyScienceFun
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 180 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ores Mined: 6636 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    Reasons to Join:
    Brand New World
    Established & Close-Knit Community
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    List of Plugins:

    Plugin Name
    afk display
    anti enderman grief
    anti ghast grief
    armor statues
    double shulker shells
    fast leaf decay
    more mob heads
    multiplayer sleep
    nether portal coords
    player head drops
    silence mobs
    unlock all recipes
    wandering trades

    If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

    ⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

    Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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