Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the server’s focus? The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
    Is the server for Java Edition only? Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

    Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • > Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

    > Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

    So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

    CraftyCrip Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MomCraftLove

    MomCraftLove
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

    Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

    But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

    With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Crops Grown: 1481
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

    SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Potions Brewed: 169 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CreeperPhobiaCraft

    CreeperPhobiaCraft
    Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.

    Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!

    Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pastoral Drive Jams

    Pastoral Drive Jams
    Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

    Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

    Storytime SMP Season 2 Overview

    Server Focus Role-playing and overarching storyline
    Cross-play Java and Bedrock support
    Events Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles
    World Generation Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds
    Staff Support Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing
    Gameplay Experience Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins
    Main Storyline Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the Storytime SMP?

    Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!

    2. What is the server focused on?

    The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.

    3. Is cross-play supported on the server?

    Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.

    4. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.

    5. Are there any alterations to Minecraft’s default generation on the server?

    Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.

    6. How is player safety and fair play ensured on the server?

    The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.

    7. What is the gameplay experience like on the Storytime SMP?

    The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server

    LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the smug classic bird edition, where you can laugh, have fun, and maybe even steal some diamonds along the way.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Chad Minecraft SMP Legend

    Chad Minecraft SMP Legend
    Are you tired of being a chad and ready to embrace your inner dad bod? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic dad jokes, intense diaper changing challenges, and thrilling bedtime stories around the campfire. Who needs diamonds when you have dad jokes? So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation from chad to dad!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • GoneRogue Minecraft Server

    GoneRogue Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama and betrayal? Do you want to escape the clutches of siblings who sell your dream house without even giving you a chance to buy it back? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from greedy relatives!

    Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

    So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

    BlanketBucks GrannyCraft
    Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

    Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

    And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • OverhypedCraft

    OverhypedCraft
    Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

    Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

    Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

    So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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