Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Magic Items Found: 8547 Endless Night Skies: 5
New Chunks Explored: 634479 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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