Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Villages Defended: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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