Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested: 777 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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