DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	644919
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

mc.marcane.net

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	154	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Infernal Machines Built:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	300	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragons Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4608	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Votes:	1816	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1776	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6781	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	609	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg