DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

Soundtrack, filler show, no meaningful characterization, low quality., mid-2005

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Ukraine Flag Minecraft Server

political activism, activism, INDEPENDENCE, Ukraine, China

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories on the internet? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati can’t keep up. We’ve got 90% of the Hong Kongers wanting independence, but where’s the support from the BLM/MeToo/Ukraine/Troon crowd? Join us and uncover the mystery behind this bizarre phenomenon. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to winning at Minecraft while you’re at it. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

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The Chunky Misfits Minecraft SMP

body image, video games, fat acceptance, body positivity, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, including our chunky comrades! We believe in celebrating diversity, even if that means having a few extra pixels on your character. Join us if you’re tired of being judged by your virtual waistline and want to build a community where everyone is accepted, no matter their size.

But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

Resources, Izuna, Noa, Grand Assault, Special Armor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!

And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Uzbek Citizen In Minecraft SMP Carried Out The Terrorist Attack That Killed General Steve

mp4, Bomb, stan, steve, Killed

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures

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School SMP

School, Fun, Fun Adventure, Players, Survival

Who are we?

School SMP Is full of fun and adventure

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!

( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573

Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.schoolsmp.fun:25573

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