DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Animals Bred:	56	Star Shards Collected:	191

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	600	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	262	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	6363
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

play.stormylagoon.com