DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Anime Statues Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime fandom, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime sculptures, Anime statues, anime statues collection, anime statues display, anime statues for collectors, anime statues for enthusiasts, anime statues for fans, anime statues for home decor, anime statues for otakus, anime statues for sale, japanese anime, Land, Statues

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mines Excavated:	4048
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you love anime? Do you love Minecraft? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build statues of your favorite anime characters in all their pixelated glory.

Join our server and unleash your inner weeb as you create giant sculptures of Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon. But wait, there’s more!

Not only can you show off your mad building skills, but you can also battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches. Picture this: a showdown between Luffy and Ichigo, with explosions and special moves galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who even knows anymore? Just do it!

Tifa Fan Minecraft SMP

AERITH, aerith gainsborough, Alternate Reality, character crush, childhood crush, convert, deeper kiss, dream kiss, Fan, fan fiction, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, Love Triangle, Minecraft, role playing, smp, Tifa, Tifa fan, Tifa Lockhart, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	243
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	1270
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of being a Tifa fanboy/girl? Do you want to experience the thrill of kissing Aerith in your dreams? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can live out all your Final Fantasy fantasies! Join us and become a true Aerith fan, where dreams really do come true (literally)! Who needs Tifa when you can have a deeper kiss with Aerith in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to switch sides and join the Aerith fan club!

DrummingDramaCraft

anger, christmas gift, Communication Issues, DrummingDramaCraft, Drumset, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Frustration, gift giving, holiday celebration, late arrival, mad at sister, Niece, niece’s happiness, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, sister’s reaction, Time management, unreliable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	511
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	4655	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	251
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.