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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY