Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4363	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	173
Runes Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	2622	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchantments Applied:	229
Magic Items Found:	2817	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4483
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	3412
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Farms Harvested:	720
Dimension Hops:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2714
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	1183
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Animals Bred:	89
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.