DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

1. sexuality, 10. Acceptance, 11. understanding, 12. love, 13. relationships, 14. experimentation, 15. curiosity, 16. society, 17. stereotypes, 18. taboo, 19. judgment, 2. sexual orientation, 20. individuality., 3. self-discovery, 4. LGBTQ+, 5. coming out, 6. personal growth, 7. sexual attraction, 8. exploration, 9. identity, dick, DickCraft, Find, realize, Youll

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
New Chunks Explored:	753108	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6081
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	4295
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7412	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7388

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	203
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5204
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ores Mined:	7189	Divine Spears Created:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragon Eggs Found:	9875
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4637	Runes Activated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4133
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ores Mined:	3266	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’