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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5962 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
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