New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!

DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!
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Players: 98/200 Votes: 2618
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 48 Animals Bred: 133
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

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