New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!

DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!
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Players: 95/400 Votes: 1060
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Dimension Hops: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

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