Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3254
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	379
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	678242	Towns Built:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	5904
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mines Excavated:	4620
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Runes Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1853	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Love Letters Sent:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7242	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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Planet SMP Server Overview

FAQ

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AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

Minecraft Server Information

Overview

Features

Rules

FAQ

Updated September 29, 2024

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5